In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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