Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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