Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm passing your future prison.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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