I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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