with your own penis?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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