he was CRYING into my vagina
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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