People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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