bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wish my penis had a tongue
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Randomize
