I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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