What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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