Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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