I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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