whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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