My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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