Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
