I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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