Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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