hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
This house was built for laser tag.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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