I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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