their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You don't make any sense
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It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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