Porn is love you can see.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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