Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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