Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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