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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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