id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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