I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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