I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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