Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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