Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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