My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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