We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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