The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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