id be glad to
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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