WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
