Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
