Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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