Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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