The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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