Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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