come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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