The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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