the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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