Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No subtext here. People are naked.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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