it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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