i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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