she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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