Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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