I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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