god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
