Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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